H Johnston: We're dicks! We're dangerous, egotistic, ridiculous dicks. And the Movie Characters Guild are vaginas. And Kim Jong Il is an butt. Pussies don't like dicks, because vaginas get shagged by dicks. But dicks also screw assholes: assholes that just want to stuff on everything.
Pussies may think they can handle assholes their way. But the only element that can screw an butt is a penis, with some tennis balls. The issue with dicks is: they screw too much or screw when it isn't appropriate - and it requires a vagina to exhibit them that. But sometimes, vaginas can be so complete of stuff that they become assholes themselves... because vaginas are an in. and 50 % away from ass gaps.
I don't know much about this ridiculous, ridiculous community, but I do know this: If you don't let us screw this butt, we're going to have our dicks and vaginas all taken care of in shit!
Pussies may think they can handle assholes their way. But the only element that can screw an butt is a penis, with some tennis balls. The issue with dicks is: they screw too much or screw when it isn't appropriate - and it requires a vagina to exhibit them that. But sometimes, vaginas can be so complete of stuff that they become assholes themselves... because vaginas are an in. and 50 % away from ass gaps.
I don't know much about this ridiculous, ridiculous community, but I do know this: If you don't let us screw this butt, we're going to have our dicks and vaginas all taken care of in shit!
